Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Not Too Sure

Looking at a patient with swelling at the back of his knee,

Prof: What's your differential?
Registrar a: Baker's cyst....semimembranosus bursa.... synovial sarcoma....popliteal artery aneurysm....etc.

Turn to another registrar,

Prof: Whatelse?
Registrar b: Not Too Sure
Prof: Nitrogen sulphide?
All: ( Huh??)
Prof: N 2 S = nitrogen sulphide

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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Datuk Khan....

I break my one-month-silence after knowing that KHAN was given Datukship. Who the hell is KHAN? oh yes, Shah Rukh Khan, the Bollywood star.
The logic of awarding him the title is "to promote Malacca and the actor had shot a movie scene here several years ago. This resulted in many people visiting Malacca." huh?

Some neck-dislocating head swing and butt-gyratory dance in the film can win him the title? The one who suggested the idea must be a diehard fan of him.

夏日的麼麼茶

Why aren't they being awarded Datukship as well for promoting Pulau Redang? (Perhaps, because bodies not as good as Khan).